Today I have mostly been thinking:
- What do singing zombies sound like?
A musical version of The Evil Dead is possibly one of the greatest ideas to hit the entertainment scene since Mrs Baracus decided that her son would look rather fetching in a gold necklace - What evolutionary genetic fate made cows so damn tasty. I realise that over the centuries they have been
breadbred to be succulent but I very much doubt that Cow Zero tasted like a turd burger - I like waffles
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