Eurovision - The final results

I'll be quicker than some of the presenters.
The winner of the 2008 Eurovision Song Contest is... And i'd just like to thank Serbia for a fantastic night.

The winner is, Russia.

In other news, i'm delighted that the mighty Spanish scored so highly. Unfortunately, not even Franco could have fixed this one for Spain, it was too derranged.
As Eurovision fades in our memories lest we become permanently scarred, just remember the term Numptycore. You heard it here first, it's going to be huge.